The older angel looks sternly at the subordinate.
- Report. In a nutshell.
- Alive. Goes to work. Hope for something.
- For what?
- Hard to say. Twice I showed him a happy dream - he doesn't see. She says she gets tired at work.
- What about work?
- Yes, like everyone else. Bosses. Vanity. Smoking room. Gossip.
- Are the bosses harsh?
- Yes, bosses as bosses. The same as everywhere else. For some reason he is afraid of him …
- Fears drove away?
- By itself. Still on the way to the office. He flapped his wings over his head. I even dispersed the clouds. I had to ride a wing over my ear - so that the sun would notice.
- A pretty stranger on the way? On heels, with the smell of exciting perfume?
- Well, you offend me … I pushed nose to nose, in the subway.
- And How?
- No way. "Sorry". And further into your thoughts.
- And after work?
- The shops. TV set. To wash the dishes. The Internet. Sleep.
- Did you break the TV?
- Of course. I bought a new one for some reason …
- Did you turn off the Internet?
- Five days in a row. He just started hanging around at work. Till late evening. They can do that.
- So, what about the weekend?
- Sleep before lunch. Cleaning of the apartment. In the evening - friends. Stupid conversations. Vodka. Home after midnight. In the morning with headache under the covers. Or to the TV. Or to the computer.
- And she?
- Very close. Three houses later. They go to the same supermarket for groceries.
- In the queue, pushed?
- Everything is as it should be. And beyond the instructions, at the bus stop. During the holidays.
- Did you check the lines of fate?
- Yes, they are combined! That's just the point … This is such a city … such a way of life … well, I can't do it anymore, chief! Impossible task!
- Conversations! Where is your list of potent drugs?
- Here it is, chief. Flu with fever and delirium. Dislocation, fracture. Car accident. Bankruptcy. Fire. Riots in the streets. Financial crisis. Civil war …
- Enough, slow down … Two hundred and eighty-fifth such a report! Have completely forgotten how to work !!! You know what, link up with a parallel stream. In the name of Love for extreme measures, consider the permission received! … Just choose one thing.
- There is one thing to choose!
- Well, that's it … teach you … By the way, your application for transfer to Italy in six months has been rejected. There is still a lot of work to do here. Report on the level of Love and Tenderness in the city in a month! Execute!
- Have to carry out!
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